

Hire bards to aid you musically in battleĪ bard can be your sweaty personal radio. Form weird alliances, double-cross your foes, and dig up dinosaur skeletons in a light, easy-to-understand, and hard-to-empathize-with story. Screw everyone over to win half the kingdomĪs a poor peasant, you really need to get creative in order to win the Grand Tournament™.

Nothing’s more deadly than hooves galloping in your direction. Want to get more efficient? Try holy hand grenades or… horses. Use swords, spears, turds, and crossbows. Wreak havoc in top-down, old-school combat Ever been towed for parking in a “NO HORSE ZONE”? Wanna do some cage fights in Medieval Martial Arts Arena? Or maybe pimp-a-horse a little? How about joining the Round-Earthers sect? Rustler’s world is filled with humor, anachronisms, and pop culture references. All that, spiced up with an inappropriate Monty Python inspired sense of humor.īe a bold, bald thug in a medieval sandbox Fight with a sword or pick a fancy automatic crossbow. Choose to go on foot, or by a stolen horse. Complete a wide variety of twisted missions and quests, or don’t give a damn about the plot and bring mayhem in the villages and cities.

Meet valiant, yet incredibly stupid knights. Experience feudal injustice, inquisition, witch-hunting, and join The Grand Tournament. Play as The Guy, whose parents apparently were too lazy to give him a proper name. Rustler is an open-world, top-down action game paying tribute to the good old GTA style and gameplay, fusing it with a historically inaccurate medieval setting.
